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Crypto flavor but the landlord waffled a panko trombone under breezy insurance salesmen holding tomatoes, squeezing out ragu, laughing with sauce and moving in alleys under the moon, baking a slip next to the kiln and slowly corning their favorite enemies covered in soda and wax. the perfect time to ask for a raise is when your boss is meowing in the break room. In the song Kokomo when they say “everybody knows a place like Kokomo” they mean a tarp shed. If only i could pretzel myself into a tire shape. Then id be able to roll around like a wheel. Lucky for me dr. has installed FLEX BONES 500. When i put lettuce in a sub its called a sandwich but when i put lettuce around a sub its called a 100lb bag of cicadas opening in the foyer. On rt 78 east bound mile marker 14 there is a bale of hay between the right and center lane. If the department store Century 21 is still around in the year 2101 i can only pray that they change their name to Forever Century 21. 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Did you find your precious object? They gave me the boot, but without laces. 4th of july with a nurse. This guy once said to me “you a cop?” right as he pulled out his one hitter. So i said “im your parole officer” His one hitter morphed into a badge and he said trick question “im a cop, i patrol Atlantis” so i ran and hid under my invisibility cloak. Hes still after me and i probably shouldnt be saying this but his name is arnold schwarzenegger. My dog is a T-1000. My cat is a T-800 and my fish works at Teen Mobile. The doorbell to my basement is chipped. Gavin Newsom broke my doorbell with a John Connors hammer. Mr. Newsom yelled as he smashed my doorbell “its not affirmative its no problemo” lucky for him this was actually the password to get into the basement. So i let the puddle in and i let him be governor of California. “Mr. Gavin why do you look like my favorite evangelical preacher joel osteen?” I said to the puddle. He replied “my hair is perfect and my teeth are white because my sink is worth 27k” so i said “what got you interested in politics?” And he said “One of my early interactions with government occurred when I resisted the San Francisco Health Department requirement to install a sink at my PlumpJack wine store. The Health Department argued that wine was a food and required the store to install a $27,000 sink in the carpeted wine shop on the grounds that the shop needed the sink for a mop. When Newsom was later appointed supervisor, he told the San Francisco Examiner: “That’s the kind of bureaucratic mayonnaise I’m going to be working through.” I said wow ok, can i offer you a campaign slogan?” and he said “no problemo pal, im a flipping puddle, ill need all the help i can get to win the the election” so i offered him the only slogan i knew “”Ma, Ma, where’s my Pa?” – Used by James G. Blaine supporters against Grover Cleveland. The slogan referred to the allegation that Cleveland had fathered an illegitimate child. When Cleveland was elected, his supporters added “Gone to the White House, Ha, Ha, Ha!”

Mr. Newsom said “but i dont have an illegitimate child” i said “dad… im your illegitimate child” and he said “son, i love you, heres a pack of cigarettes, now get the fuck away from me” i said “dad, i want a flipping bike and some triscuits with muenster cheese” he said “i dont feed my children or give them elite transportation” i said “ok dad” and havent seen him since that sad day. Poor dad, a puddle governor. But my slogan got him into office and he made me chair of tables, ladders and cage matches.

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